The wild turkey specimen on display in the Ijams Exhibit Hall joins the entire staff in wishing you a Happy Thanksgiving. Please enjoy the warm company of your family.
Through a spokesman, the turkey related that it would also like to thank you for not eating him. He reminds us that he is only a museum specimen, pretty dry and tasteless, really more dedicated to educational purposes than sating anyone's appetite.
- Many thanks, find something to be thankful for, Stephen Lyn Bales.
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